Death and a Party Planner

Mission accomplished!

United States armed forces have finally found Waldo Carmen Sandiego Mew Osama bin Laden, and hit him with dem hollows.

It's a celebration bitches! High five someone you don't know, make out with a stranger, buy a homeless druggie some heroin...happy days are here again!  Terrorism is finally over!  No more colored alerts, never again will I have to be wary about being part of a Michael Bay caliber explosion, or having my nuts fondled by alien hands in rubber gloves.  And that whole Patriot Act thing...kill it with fire it's no longer needed!

Muslims in America, you no longer need to fear bigotry & stereotypes.  The elimination of bin Laden has replaced "Islamaphobia" with tolerance in the hearts of Americans who had no clue what you believe, but were scared shitless of you anyway.  Join the parade! Yes there will be punch and pie at the end of the route.

The troops that are on the way home as I type this can parachute down on the planned picnic, holding sparklers & puppies.  It'll be fucking sweet!

Transportation?  Nooooo problem right Wal Mart Rollback smiley face?

    You got it boss!  No more playing the food or fill up game at the pump.  Gas up that guzzler, then come and spin donuts in the parking lot!  Don't worry we'll drill for more. First 100 folks to fill up, get to clean off a seagull!

How can you not join in on the jubilee?  Sanitary seagulls son!  Not to mention all the freedom & justice we have now that bin Laden is gone from this Earth...that is why you celebrated his demise the past few days right?

*listens*

Ok...

*listens some more*

I see....

*words words words*



So you're saying they're partying because he's dead, and nothing is going to chance more than likely because of it?  People  will still fear all terrorists are Muslim and all Muslims are terrorists?  That my testicles aren't safe from grabby TSA employees?  That gas prices will more than likely be even worse once the summer hits?

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